Are you tired of feeling shabby next to other guys? Do you feel like your usual gym workout just isn't giving you enough? Well now there's a way to fix those low self-esteem problems!
As a professional trainer for stars like Brittney, and Justin, I know how tough it is to get those picture perfect abs you've always wanted. It requires special diets, intensive core workouts, and quite a lot of money. Many people in our society simply can't afford the thousands necessary for a personal trainer, or even the hundreds required for a simple gym membership. This usually meant that they had to live with being flabby, and unattractive....
UNTIL NOW!!!!!!!
A recent development in workout technology, Strongbad's AbAbber 2000 is brilliantly designed to help those underpriviledged people, thanks to it's low, low price of 29.99$. The AbAbber 2000 has an inovative new design with sleek, black lines, and does twice the work, at half the effort!
Critics are raving about this new ab-inducer, and customers love it. One is cited as saying, "Ever since I've used Strongbad's AbAbber 2000, the girls have been all up-on's."
If you want the definition of a pro, use Strongbad's AbAbber 2000!!!
(p.s. If you don't know what I'm talking about because for some inexplicable reason you're not a homestarruner fan, go to this link:
http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail77.html)
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